England x child reader: little demons

a long time back when my grandmom was alive , I would go over to her house and I would play around with her magic ingredients , experimenting with it , and every time I blow up her cauldron , every time my parents would be mad at me , but my grandmom will just pat my head gently and say to them , 'every child is a little demon'.

I smirked at the glorious memory of my childhood and continued to stir the murky blue-green liquid with a metal stick  I dipped my index finger into the surface and felt the hot liquid , moving , suddenly clinging onto my finger . I laughed a little and pulled my finger out 

'what a child you will turn out to be~'
I laughed and took out a stick of black candle and a lighter , I flicked the top of the lighter open and lit the candle , I then throw the burning candle into the cauldron . the liquid hissed and moved quietly in a twirl pattern , surrounding the candle that is still floating with it's flame glowing

i tugged on my black cape to fix it in place as I begin to chant the sacred spell 
'hoheo taralna rondero tarrel , honeo taralna rondero tarrel ! , come forth! the demon of the night! __ !' the liquid formed a shape in the middle , it grew higher and higher into a rectangular-form as I continued to chant the spell , the thunder boomed and echoed throught the corridor and my eyes are locked on the spinning rectangular pillar .

I stopped my chanting and the liquid stopped as if frozen in time , I reached out a grabbed the now beautiful blue crystal-like stick and lifted it carefully in my hands , I stared at it in amazement and rushed towards the large closet , it was the only object in the dark,grimy room that is painted bright neon pink instead of black , I really do hate it and would avoid the use of it at any course , but it is essential in the procedure of this ritual , so I just gritted my teeth and walked closer towards it , I covered my eyes with one hand , what more is that this closet GLOWS in the dark! .I gripped the handle of the closet , which flung open easily , the inside of the closet was dark and I gently laid the crystal down on the soft surface of the closet and shut it closed .

I sighed in relief and sat down on my favourite bamboo chair when I heard the phone rang
I sighed again and got up to answer the phone , I lifted up the phone and pressed it to my ear

'HEYYYY DUDE!! France told me you were getting a BRIDE?? that is totally AWESOME!!~~ can't wait to meet her dude!!! BYE!'
my (very) annoying brother shouted with excitement and hung up before I could even say a word , I hung up the phone and walked over to the bamboo chair , before drifting of into sleep.

~some times later~
  
I woke up and rubbed my eyes , I gave out a yawn and stood up from the chair , I looked around and tried to recall what I was doing before going to sleep ...

let's see... I was talking on the phone with Alfred and he mentioned something about the bride I was summoning... the girl!!
my eyes fully opened and I was finally awoke , I quickly dashed to the glowing neon pink and violently swung the door open , I looked into the closet where the crystal use to lay , and the sight of it was.... stunning ... stunning indeed 

I looked at the sleeping beauty that is sleeping peacefully , curled up in the closet . she has soft __ coloured hair with a dark blue ribbon tying it into a cute pigtail ,she is wearing a beautiful long sleeve blue Lolita dress with blue bows all over it , I looked at her and gasped 
she would be just perfect to be my wife.... just perfect.
only if she wasn't a little child.

'what the bloody hell!'
I exclaimed and gently lifted the delicate body up in my arms , she was about the age of four or five and is still sleeping , her eyelids are blissfully shut close . I looked at her pretty little face and tried to recall on what has gone wrong.

I thought of something and glanced down at my yellow Winnie the poo watch , 6:08
bloody hell! I left the crystal to cool one hour late! 
shit shit shit shit 
 this is bad... very bad .. 
it is true that __ is beautiful and would make a perfect wife.. but I just could not bring myself to force a little child to marry me.. even if that child is a demon.

__  moved a bit and I concentrated on her , maybe I should just throw her into the caldron and get rid of her once and for all...
I looked down at her and hesitated .. it would be cruel and unbareably painful for a child to experience the vanishing ritual... 

suddenly her eyelids slowly opened and I smiled at her warmly , she looked left and right and rolled her eyes , she then lifted her hands and wiggled her fingers
'hello , __'
I said , trying my best to keep smiling , she looked up at me and yanked my hair gently out of curiosity 
'my name is Arthur Kirkland'
she let go of my hair and stared directly into my eyes , her _(colour)_ eyes shining as if it could pierce throught your soul 
'why did you summon me?'
she tilted her head at a cute angle , almost too cute for a demon ... makes me wonder did I possibly added to much 'eyeball juice' when I was doing the summoning ritual..
'uhhh , you see , I wanted a bride..'
I scratched my head and tried to explain 
'so I am supposedly your bride , no?'
she asked , her voice reminding of some cute girl in one of kiku's animes 

'well , about that... I think maybe you're a bit... too young to be my bride'
I said , tapping her head gently with the palm of my hand , she looked at me and paused
'then I should be sent back , no?'
I sighed and started walking out of the basement , __ looked at me and then the corridor , observing the scene and then she turned back to face me , I gave her a reassuring smile 
'it would be too painful for you __ , anyway , it would be very ungentlemanly of me to force you throught because of the mistake I myself is at fault for '
i explained , she looked down at the big blue bow on her dress and started playing with it
'you are nice..'
she mumbled and looked up at me
'thank you , mr.gentleman'
she gave me such a sweet smile and hugged me lovingly , I looked down at her and couldn't help smiling with her altogether, it is quite weird , seeing the fact that I especially mentioned in the chant for my demon bride to be 'sexy' , but I am quite glad she turned out cute instead , which is good , since having a sexy child would be quite... awkward indeed

'call me Arthur , __'
'arthur!'
she smiled brightly , I smiled too , but the smile soon faded away and I entered the the living room , set her down on my white leather sofa and decided to deal with the problem seriously

'ok! __'
I cleared my throat and bend down to her level , looking at her with serious eyes , she giggled and tried to make serious eyes too , but she just ends up looking silly like a little pig 
'we have to deal- I mean.. I have to deal with this seriously! , so... do you have any idea what I should ... um do to you?'
she hesitated 
'you should train me to be good bride! and when I grow up I will be a good bride!'
she smiled and giggled , I rubbed her head gently and smiled
'right! you'll have to be trained to be a good bride!'

~ some times later~

taking care of __ wasn't as hard as I thought , she is a very fast learner and would make such a skilled demon , I was going to teach her some more magic when I heard a disturbingly loud knock on the door , even __ covered her ears and told me to 'please make it stop', secretly pleased by her puppy dog eyes , I marched over to the door and pulled it open , revealing just the person I suspect it would be . 

'and what are you gits doing here?'
I lifted an eyebrow , Alfred,Francis and Antonio stared at me as if saying 'who exactly is the git here?' 
'ohonhonhonhon , we've heard about you summoning a demon bride ...'
Francis started and paused 
'so we've came to check her out!!'
alfred finished him off , I glanced over at Antonio
'I could understand Alfred and Francis , but why you Antonio?'
I asked , Antonio scratched his head
'aaaah well I was dragged over...'
the explanation was enough for me , I tapped his shoulder in a way of saying 'I understand '
and invited them in

'OH MY HOLY HAMBURGER!!'
Alfred screamed at the top of his voice when he saw __ lying on the couch , playing with a piece of paper ,
'ohonhonhonhon I did not know you have this sort of liking'
the frog chirped and ran straight over to __ , patting her head , __ seems frightened and she mumbled something and the next minute Francis was unconcious , I hurried over to __
'__! good job! you're a good girl!'
I said , patting her head softly , antonio just stood there , staring at __
'Arthur ... don't you think she is too ... I don't know ,young for you?'
Antonio said , seriously creeped out , I sighed 
'well , yes , something went wrong in the ritual and now I got a child instead '
Antonio nodded and sat down beside __ , which looked at him curiously 
'i am too young for Arthur?'
she asked innocently , tilting her head , the spaniard blushed , probably defeated by her cuteness 
'n..no!! not at all! __!! you are perfect!'
he gave a huge smile and __ just looked at him
'I do not like lies..'
she said and turned over to me
'Arthur , do you think I am too young for you , no?'
I laughed and patted her head
'well , you're too young to be my bride that is'
she stared directly in to my eyes and turned to the spaniard , and to his surprised , she bowed gently at him 
'my deepest apology for saying what you stated is a lie'
she said , I grinned , __ had such good manners , even better then some people... 
I glanced over at Alfred who is rummaging the fridge without my permission 

I cleared my troat and he looked up from the fridge
'oh right , dude you really do suck at magic huh?'
he said and took out a piece of one of my home made scones
'didn't you said that you dislike the taste if that?'
I asked
'yeah dude , it's totally inedible ,but if I deep fried it in fat I betcha it'll taste AWESOME!!'
he said in a sing-sing voice and took out a very large pan for deep frying and poured some saturated fat into it
__ got up and walked over to Alfred
'it is not healthy to eat Arthur's cooking , no?'
she asked , Alfred looked at her as if she was edible , his eyes was fill with lust and he was licking his lips , I quickly ran over and lift __ up
'__ is not your hamburger Alfred!!'
__ giggled and cuddled close to my chest , Alfred shook his head and he concentrated on frying the scones again
'sorry dude , but I've got to say , __ is one hell of a cute demon!'(a/n one hell of a demon XD guess where that's from)
he said and threw the scones into the sizzling golden oil , I'm beginning to wonder where he got the oil from..
'you must stop hanging out with that bloody frog! I didn't raise you to be a perverted git like this you know?'
__ looked at me and walked over to alfred
'Arthur raised you , so I am your mother , no?'
again with the cute tilting-head thing , Alfred blinked and looked at her with those eyes again , I quickly grabbed her hand and make her walk away from Alfred
'I...I guess so , yeah?'
he said , refusing to take his eyes off __  , __ escaped and walked over to al agin ,  she pointed her index finger right at his face
'why are you hitting on your mother?'
she asked innocently , Alfred froze and for a minute I thought I saw his soul leaving his body

'just where did you get that word __?'
I asked , she turned and smiled at me sweetly
'it was in the book on your desk , the one with the pretty girl in a swim suit on the cover'
she answered , now I'm the one who froze
how the bloody hell did she find out about THAT?? 

it was silent , Alfred , me and the frog just froze in place , __ giggled 
antonio came over and picked __ up 

'now , now , how about you stop reading those weird books...'
he shot a menacing glance at me
'..or worrying about a horrible child...'
he looked at Alfred
'.... or talking with a perverted frog...'
he looked at Francis's lifeless body
'... because I think it's nap time!'
he smiled playfully and carried __ in to a bed room I prepared for her 
I tried to follow them but I couldn't move an inch of my body , oh , so this is what happens in animes when a person turns white and is froze in place by certain wordings

I heard __ laughing from the room and couldn't help wanting to go in there and play with her
that spaniard is going to pay for this.... big time!


~some times later~

somehow I managed to get over the chock and was finally able to move my body , I stretched my back and looked around , seems like Alfred and francis is still frozen , I laughed to my self and walked into the kitchen , i took out a big handful of leek from the refrigerator and walked towards the stove , it was turned off , probably by the Spanish git .

Antonio...

I walked to __'s room and found the spaniard sleeping on a chair beside __'s bed , his mouth  wide opened , snoring disturbingly loud , so I stuck the leeks into his mouth , he choked a bit on the leeks but I think he'll survive , vegetables are supposed to be good for your health correct?

I went to __'s bed and found her sleeping blissfully under the white sheets , I patted her head and smiled , she opened her eyes and looked at me

'I'm sorry for reading your book Arthur '
she said , tears dwelling in her big _(colour)_ eyes , I quickly brushed them away
'never mind that love , it was my fault for reading stuff I shouldn't
she smiled and I returned it 
'Arthur?'
'hmm?'
'will I ever be a good bride?'
she asked , I hesitated a bit , before smiling warmly 
'you will be just perfect , a perfect little demon'